In which we meet our heros as they ride down the competition like avenging... Slogans... This is a non-profit fan made parody. Akira is owned by BandaiEntertainment, Toho Japan and a whole slew of other people. The views and opinions expressed within are those of the writer and not nessecarilly of NewLame Cinemas or any of it's associates, affiliates or general hangers on. This disclaimer is a shallow and transparent attempt to bring legal ambiguity to the validity of this picture. Please Support the official release. Seriously, you'll thank me. No advertisements were harmed in the making of this video... Though we lynched the proof reader before making the opening so, ya know, if there's any typos we're S.O.L. Cast in order of Appearance HBI2K: T.V. Newscaster Yamagata/Soldier: AntfishFTW Kaneda/Takashi/Various: Unwardil Tetsuo/Policemen: KaiserNeko Kei/Newscaster: WhipOfAlchemy ColonelShikishima/PETA Terrorist: Takahata101 Abusive Soldier: Taekmkm (KonataProductions) Cockney Cops: TyrestGWA Kai/Eric Cartman (Masaru): GanXingba Advertising Terrorist: TehExorcist Additional Voices provided by AcidDude, AngelElric, Juu-kuchi, MysticDoubleX and Shedininja Extra Special Thanks to Kaiser who mixed all the sound effects and to TehExorcist who cleaned up the Newlame logo.